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80 Dog Puns That Are Impawssible To Resist

by Gloria Louden
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There is one thing I love more than anything — dogs! I can’t get enough of them. I enjoy dog movies, dog shirts, and more recently — dog puns! Nothing cheers me up more than looking up funny play on words involving our little furry friends.

It can seem weird for some, after all, there are better things to do than read puns. But for me, there is no better way to relax than sitting in my bed with a long list of dog puns!

I enjoy reading them, thinking about them, and now, sharing them with you! Join me, and let’s discover the world’s best dog puns. There’s no chance that you won’t at least smile while reading them!

Hilarious Dog Puns That Won’t Disappoint

Dogtastic Puns and Where to Read Them

#1. “What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!”

#2. “What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!”

#3. “The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to get spotted.”

#4. “The Daschund had to sit in the shade because it was a hot dog.”

#5. “He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.”

#6. “Great Dane lovers are sure obsessed with tall tails.”

#7. “What does a dog like to eat for breakfast? Woofles.”

#8. “The dog is so cute and tiny, it Beagles my mind.”

#9. “Trying to train my dog was a Mastiff waste of time.”

#10. “I’m all about the pug life.”

It’s Impossible Not to Laugh

#11. “The dog barked all night without any paws.”

#12. “The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.”

#13. “He just got pawsession of a new dog.”

#14. “The fancy dog was quite pawsh.”

#15. “Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.”

#16. “Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.”

#17. “The dog names were recorded for paw-sterity.”

#18. “My dog loves poetry. Especially William Shakes-paw.”

#19. “Dogs are the most loyal creatures on Earth — completely devoted to their dog-ma and paw.”

#20. “I’m super paw-ssionate about dogs.”

#21. “Always remain paws-itive!”

#22. “Feeding grapes to your dog can kill them. I am raising some awareness for this paws.”

#23. “She saw an oppawtunity to start a new pet business.”

Puns for Ruff Days

#24. “He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.”

#25. “Wasted one hour in traffic just to be late for school. Today was really ruff.”

#26. “They needed a rufferee to keep the players in check.”

#27. “What’s the best type of home for your dog? Ruff-housing.”

#28. “What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.”

#29. “I ruff you very much!”

#30. “Pardon the inter-ruff-tion.”

Who Let the Dogs Out? Woof!

#31. “Let’s raise the woof!”

#32. “The dog was so scary, I called him the Big Bad Woof.”

#33. “Have you heard about the Legend of Beowoof?”

#34. “My favorite actor is Clint Eastwoof.”

#35. “I read that book, it was written by Virginia Woof, right?”

#36. “What’s the Pink Floyd album I love the most? Bark Side of the Moon.”

#37. “I love every music genre but I mostly listen to The Beagles.”

#38. “You need a new leash on life.”

#39. “I find that costume very dograding.”

#40. “Has your dog paid its annual fleas?”

#41. “He always has to follow the rules. He’s so dog-matic!”

#42. “The squirrel in the backyard made the dog go mutts.”

#43. “There mutt be a chance my dog isn’t a purebred.”

#44. “Pavlov? He rings a bell.”

#45. “He knew the dog was calling because he had collar I.D.”

Dog Puns That Will Make You Less Furious

#46. “That dog was sassy and fur-ocious!”

#47. “What did the polite dog say? Thanks fur everything.”

#48. “I could never fur-give him after that.”

#49. “That is good in-fur-mation about dogs.”

#50. “That collar makes the dog so uncomfurtable.”

#51. “I should hire a photograph-fur to take pictures of my dog.”

#52. “I was fur-bidden from entering the market afterward.”

#53. “How could you have fur-gotten about our anniversary?”

#54. “This is the fur-st dog I ever had.”

#55. “Do I know you? You look fur-miliar.”

#56. “That dress is simply fur-bulous.”

#57. Do you want to watch Transfurmers again?

#58. “I promise not to do it again. This time is fur-real.”

#59. “I will fur-ever hold you in my heart.”

Let’s All Stop Barking at the Wrong Tree!

#60. “Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.”

#61. “What did Darth Vader name his son? Luke Skybarker.”

#62. “I hope our dog will major in bark-eology.”

#63. “That dog couldn’t find his car in the barking lot.”

#64. “Bark Obama was the best president our country ever had!”

#65. “That dog is barking up the wrong pedigree.”

#66. “Bark Ruffalo is the best Hulk in movie history.”

#67. “You’re such a mal-tease.”

#68. “The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.”

#69. “That dog was so cold. He was a pup-sicle!”

#70. “Don’t stop retrieving. Hold on to that feline.”

#71. “The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, ‘You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.’”

#72. “My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.”

#73. “Where do dogs go after their tail falls off? The re-tail store.”

#74. “I’ll collie you alter.”

#75. “Quit hounding me!”

#76. “She went on pup-ternity leave when she got a new dog.”

#77. “The pugkin latte is my dog’s favorite drink in the fall.”

#78. “He loved dogs so much that he had a Rover-dose.”

#79. “You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs. Make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.”

#80. “The dog was extra loud with its subwoofer.”

Let’s Wrap It Up

The number of dog puns and jokes available out there is unbelievable. There are puns for everything and everyone. Making a full list of such puns would be a ruff task, that’s fur sure.

From dog breeds to names, every pun is interesting and unique. And I bet that there are even more waiting to be discovered. Test your creativity and come up with your own — who knows what you’ll invent?

Whenever you feel down and need a paw, give some dog puns a try. I guarantee that you will not be dissapawinted!

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