Keeping a relationship alive is no easy feat. Sometimes you may need a Lie Detector to know your partner’s true feeling and then make an effort to strengthen your relationship. Both parties have to participate and dedicate a lot of time and energy because relationships take effort. Personally, I think that we have to work on our relationship with our significant other constantly.
For someone, it is pretty hard to spice things up in bed. Not everyone is ready to embrace adult toys like a prostate massager or dress up as a housemaid. But that only means you need to listen to your significant other and find consent.
Some people think that once they successfully woo their partner, they can relax and stop trying. However, that’s the worst thing that you can do. That’s how you get stuck in a rut of a routine.
To avoid that, I like to show my partner that I care and that I’m still interested and exhilarated by them every day. To do that, I sometimes like to send my partner steamy messages or leave dirty notes around the house. It keeps the spark alive, and I whole-heartedly recommend it. So, here are 45 best naughty quotes for him to inspire you to do the same.
45 Dirtiest Naughty Quotes For Him to Spice Up Your Relationship
Naughty Quotes for Him to Show Him How Much You Want Him
#1. “Life is always a little more fun when you’re a little more naughty.”
#2. “A lazy weekend where all we do is eat food, take naps and make love? Yes, please.”
#3. “A list of reasons why I love you: 1. You make me smile. A lot. 2. You have a great butt.”
#4. “I absolutely love hearing all your happy little moans.”
#5. “Mondays are always more fun when you get an orgasm or two.”
#6. “I think the first orgasm should only count as a warm-up. After that, it’s time for the real workout.”
#7. “Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.”
#8. “A little bit of naughty can make an ordinary day a lot more fun.”
#9. “Be happy. Be honest. Be romantic. Be silly. Be wild. Be lovable. Be kinky. Be YOU.”
#10. “Your orgasm face is gorgeous.”
#11. “I want to taste me on your fingers.”
Romantic and Flirty Naughty Quotes for Him
#12. “Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind… Oh, hell, who am I kidding? Flip me over.”
#13. “I need a big, hot, steaming cup of you this morning!”
#14. “The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time.”
#15. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
#16. “Arousing you arouses me.”
#17. “Forget about Prince Charming! Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better, and eat you better.”
#18. “I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you look at it.”
#19. “Excuse me for being too forward but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like.”
Kinkiest Naughty Quotes for Him
#20. “Thinking about you. Lovely dirty thoughts.”
#21. “Couple goals: Make each other cum and make each other smile. Often and a lot.”
#22. “Lick me and I´ll lick you back. I promise.”
#23. “Why don’t you take a seat? On my face.”
#24. “Gotta love a man that’s honest, loyal, handsome, fun and… Erect.”
#25. “A naked pillow fight? Yes, please.”
#26. “I want to give you that orgasm. That orgasm that makes you ridiculously happy.”
#27. “A great way to spread good vibes is by giving good orgasms.”
#28. “Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”
Naughty Quotes for Him That Will Make Him Crazy About You
#29. “Sunday is funday when you get to spend it in bed… With the one you love. Doing all kinds of naughty things.”
#30. “You make me want to drop the modest act.”
#31. “Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.”
#32. “My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.”
#33. “I licked you so you’re mine. Forever.”
#34. “I love everything about you. The only thing, which bothers me, is your clothes. Take it off.”
#35. “3 ways to stress less: 1. Have sex. 2. Then do it again. 3. And again.”
#36. “If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’ll be traumatized, sexually aroused or both.”
Best Naughty Quotes for Him from Song Lyrics
#37. “I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a belt-sander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can’t wait to be punished for my sins.” – Green Day
#38. “Fingertips are burning
Can I touch you there
Soft as velvet, eyes can see
Bring me close to ecstasy.” – My Bloody Valentine
#39. “Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don’t or you will or won’t ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.” – Missy Elliott
#40. “Pull up to my bumper baby
In your long black limousine
Pull up to my bumper baby
And drive it in between.” – Grace Jones
#41. “Better make it fast or else I’m gonna get pissed
Can’t you hear the music pumping hard like I wish you would?
Now push it.” – Salt-n-Pepa
#42. “Let’s put it into motion
Imma give you a promotion
I’ll make it feel like a vacay, turn the bed into an ocean.” – Fifth Harmony
#43. “Every time that you get undressed,
I hear symphonies in my head.
I wrote this song just looking at you.” – Jason DeRulo
#44. “Tonight I’m gonna dance for you.
Tonight I’m gonna put my body on your body.
Boy, I like it when you watch me.
Tonight it’s going down.” – Beyonce
#45. “Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did.” – Mariah Carey
A raunchy text or two, or a strategically placed note might get you right where you want to be going tonight. Take inspiration from these quotes and song lyrics to show your man how much you appreciate and want him.
Naughty quotes for him that will make him all hot and bothered are a sure way to spice up your relationship. They also might be the perfect recipe to getting back that lost spark of sexual enthusiasm. I hope you have fun and blow his mind tonight!